Something to chuckle at! and Announcement

Sandy sent me this and I replied "OMG!!" There is NO WAY I'll do that!! LOL! Have fun!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

"Breast-fed,"she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

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I am NOW EMPLOYED!!! YAY!! I will come in for my orientation on Jan 22nd and start working on Wednesday when my department/shift begins.. I am SO EXCITED!! I can't wait to start working! I will have two other deaf co-workers so that must be fun!

I'm so tickled!!! YAY!!! Will post later how I like the job! :)

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Prayers for:

Deanna Taylor- in hospital with slight pnemonia and bacteria infection
Jeff Davis- outpatient surgery done yesterday, pray for recovering and good outlook.


Till Then, M-