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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Email I got and Girl Scout cookies..

Thanks Mom for this one.. I laughed at that and if I happen to have the chance to do this, I would do it to my children ;) LOL!!


HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER:
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find that beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom:

I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle, but the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer but the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

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Tori's troop at TSD (Troop #864) will be accepting orders for Girl Scout cookies on January 19th so if you are local and would like to support TSD's Girl Scout, please let me know and I will direct your order to the Troop. I wanted to give all my support to the deaf girls because of course, hearing population has PLENTY of people buying and helping them and I wanted to invest into those deaf Girl Scouts..

They will be selling cookies at $3.50 each and they have:

Thin Mints- A thin wafer covered with smooth chocolaty coating. Extra thin, extra crisp. Made with natural peppermint.


Samoas- Tender vanilla cookies, covered with caramel on top and bottom, rolled in toasted coconut and striped with a rich, cocoa coating. Made exclusively for the Girl Scouts.


Tagalongs- Tasty cookies topped with creamy peanut butter and covered with a luscious chocolaty coating.

Trefoils- Short, tender, delicate shortbread guaranteed to melt in your mouth.

Do-Si-Dos- Crisp 'n crunchy oatmeal cookies with creamy peanut butter filling. No artificial color or flavor.

Sugar Free Little Brownies- New! An explosion of chocolate flavor in a bit-sized package! You won't believe this luscious treat is sugar free.

Café Cookies- Caramelized with brown sugar, this charmingly crisp cookie will delight even cookie connoisseurs. With a hint of cinnamon spice, it's perfect with your favorite warm beverage.

All Abouts- Girl Scouts and values ... shortbread and fudge. Some things just go together. Celebrate what Girl Scouting is all about with these newly designed message cookies. Fun new shape! Same great taste!

Thanks!

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