Funny Stuff to share..

I have gotten several emails from different people so I'm posting it here.. Enjoy! Laugh loud! :)





I love Garfield.. His comic strip always get me to laugh at how stupid or how crazy Garfield can get or how Jon can be.. :)



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This came from Vicki, Thanks!

How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it is clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


How To Shower Like a Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror, admire the size of your wiener, and scratch your butt.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair.

Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Avoid bathmat.

Dry off forearms and butt only.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
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Vicki sent this link to me and I wanted to share with everyone who comes to this blog.. We are taking too much of time not really using our time wise and we are not making right choices.. Thanks Vicki!

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Mom sent this to me.. I had to chuckle and wanted to share with you all.. Thanks Mom for the chuckle!

How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?..

and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake?

Where did the glue go ?

NEED AN ANSWER? You know darned well where it went!

That's what makes the cake Stick to your BUTT

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (may be even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.
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Dad sent me this picture and I agree with this one.. I won't be surprised if there is actually P.A.S. among deaf people.. There are Sidekick color and Sidekick II and Blackberry, T-900 among the deaf people.. It is blessing to have it available so we could keep i touch with anyoe who we need to get in touch with BUT it could also be annoying because there is no privacy and no time limit of people getting in touch with us :)

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Mom sent me this link.. WOW that squirrel sure have a death wish! :)

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Cindy Sheehan asked President Bush,"Why did my son have to die in Iraq?"
Another mother asked President Kennedy, "Why did my son have to die in VietNam?"
Another mother asked President Truman, "Why did my son have to die in Korea?
Another mother asked President F.D. Roosevelt, "Why did my son have to die at Iwo Jima?"
Another mother asked President W. Wilson, "Why did my son have to die on the battlefield of France?"
Yet another mother asked President Lincoln, "Why did my son have to die at Gettysburg?"
And yet another mother asked President G. Washington, "Why did my son have to die near Valley Forge?"
Then long, long ago, a mother asked,"Heavenly Father, why did my Son have to die on a cross outside of Jerusalem?"

The answers to all these are similar-- that others may have life and dwell in peace, happiness and freedom.

No I didn't write this one...it was e-mailed to me with no author; and I thought the magnitude and the simplicity were magnificent!


Till Then! M-