This could happen to you

For me it won't happen because I can't hear! But it bring up some memories when I was in high school and some girls would put their hand under the stall and fingerspell what we wanted to say while we sat down to mind our business.. LOL! Thanks Mom for forwarding those two to me..

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This could happen to you.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom

but I don't know what got into me, so I answered,

somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that?

At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can

when I hear another question."Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me

but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.

I tell them "No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall

who keeps answering all my questions!"

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