Letter from Center for Disease Control..

Subject: Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...

The Center for Disease Control has released a list ofsymptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield

*Thanks Vicki for that email LOL!